are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame
when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty!
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.